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Some of you are probably wondering where we get our silly ideas from (Yes your are, dammit!). But the truth is... We're just really silly. This is just one of our many conversations (The funny part is, that every time we're silly, we write in English, even though we're danish):

-Lars:
Have a space marine ultra 5xB257Y energy drink
-Lars:
It'll keep you awake for at least... errr... A week... Yes... thats it, a week.
-Mathy:
Oh, gee, thanks there Lars!
-Lars:
Thats alright. Nasa pays for the rocketfuel in it anyway.
-Lars:
And besides that, the only ingredient in it is concrete.
-Mathy:
I feel stronger... And smarter... I feel like... Like I could... Like I could...
-Lars:
rip off Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness.
-Mathy:
Take on the WORLD!!
-Lars:
Your bewbs are stronger now
-Mathy:
Aah, yes... One step colser to world domination
-Mathy:
*closer
-Mathy:
With my enhanced boobies no man in the world can resist me! I can make them do whatever I want!!
-Mathy:
MUAHAHAA!!
-Lars:
By the way, that doomsday device you told me to get... I didn't really feel like it.
-Mathy:
What!?
-Mathy:
Asshole!
-Mathy:
I hate you!
-Lars:
Your mom said you had to clean your radioactive egg research facility before dinner by the way.
-Mathy:
Grr...
-Mathy:
I don't live with my mom anymore
-Lars:
No, well... I guess the basement can't really count as a part of the house.
-Mathy:
It's a bunker, okay!?
-Lars:
With garden tools?
-Lars:
And water pipes for the toilet in the house above.
-Mathy:
Ever seen James Bond, you asswipe? It's probably hidden weapons, right?
-Mathy:
You don't know where those pipes lead
-Lars:
Yeah, that must be why the barbeque over there says license to grill.
-Mathy:
I use the liquid for experiments with mutations...
-Mathy:
Uh, duh, yeah? When I conquer the world, I expect to throw a grillparty
-Mathy:
And guess what!
-Mathy:
You're not invited!
-Lars:
Who is then? The Star Wars action figures over there, by the care bears?
-Mathy:
Hidden bombs!
-Mathy:
And no? I will invite my friends
-Lars:
Oh, so you know anyone besides me and Jack Thompson?
-Mathy:
Yeah, I know a lot of people, sure! Tons! Besides, Jack and I are not friends anymore... He failed me...
-Mathy:
But I still have friends!
-Lars:
Who?
-Mathy:
Well, like...
-Mathy:
Hasselhoff?
-Lars:
I thought you sent him and Kit on a suicide mission to R'lyeh last week.
-Mathy:
I did, but he made friends with Cthulhu... I knew I couldn't trust him and his foul german musicvideos...
-Lars:
Yeah, I hear they are more popular than you these days.
-Mathy:
LIES!!
-Mathy:
You're lying!
-Mathy:
Burn the heratic!
-Lars:
Did you hear, Uwe Boll is making a "This is your life Mathy" movie about you?
-Mathy:
He is? Splendid! I do love his movies! you know, he IS the only genious in the whole fucking buisness...!
-Lars:
That guy from Brokeback Mountain is going to play you.
-Lars:
And George Clooney is going to play your mom.
-Mathy:
Goldenhall?
-Lars:
No, Animal.
-Lars:
projects.csail.mit.edu/olympic…
-Mathy:
No, that's unrealistic... George is not anywhere near being masculin enough...!
-Mathy:
Oh, cool!
-Mathy:
But... I can't play the drums?
-Lars:
His arms were lost in Vietnam anyway, so neither can he.
-Lars:
Oh, and guess who's going to play your father.
-Lars:
You guessed it. Ulla Terkelsen.
-Mathy:
I would have guessed James Earl Jones
-Lars:
And im being played by Sean Connery of course.
-Mathy:
Aw, cheat!
-Mathy:
I want a scottish accent too...
-Mathy:
and arms
-Lars:
And for the action scenes im being played by David Hayter, also known as Snake in the Metal Gear series..
-Mathy:
But... What part do you have in my movies anyway? You never do anything
-Lars:
Well, someone has to save you from the government and such.
-Mathy:
I'm not a child!
-Lars:
The ending of the movie is the best though
-Mathy:
Yes! World domination!
-Mathy:
Tremble before me, foul actors, bwaha!
-Lars:
You die and I get all of your stuff and im nominated as the new leader of the world, simply because the other world leaders die of wedgie attacks.
-Mathy:
...
-Lars:
Oh, and so did you.
-Mathy:
I'm not gonna take this from you!!
-Mathy:
I will... I will!! OBLITERATE YOU!!
-Mathy:
CURSE YOU, LARS!!
-Lars:
But your dead...
-Lars:
Uwe Boll says so.
-Mathy:
Ach, my only weakness...
-Mathy:
*death*
  • Listening to: Frank Klepacki - Motivates me, somehow
  • Reading: Msn window
  • Watching: None
  • Playing: Music?
  • Eating: I'm hungry...!
  • Drinking: Nothing! Buuh!
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kingie Featured By Owner May 9, 2008
HAhahahahahahahaha!!! LOOOOOL!!!
Total über Pwnage FTW!!
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AnimeDarkAngel Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008   Photographer
*GIGGLEFITS*

mmmmm, you need to get on MSN more. At MYYY times. Jazzy manages it. :P I miss good times. Hum. anywhos.
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ZephyerDK Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008
I do believe we're both on MSN right now :P
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AnimeDarkAngel Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008   Photographer
but Im at worrrrrrrkkk
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ZephyerDK Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008
Follow me my puppets! Together we will make Denmark the new and overpowered Russia.
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Senister Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008   Writer
Can I be your advisor? I'd be like Kane in Red Alert or Yuri in Red Alert 2. We'd make a great team!
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ZephyerDK Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2008
Oh, indeed... If! You can bake brownies.
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