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Gawd, eurh! Neuarhg...! *pprt!*

I'd so love to post some updates soon, but as people now: I'm very lazy. But I usually get around to doing just a bit of work at times. But I have so much homework these days, it's impossible to find one time when I'm like "Oh, gee whiz, I don't have anything to do, and I'm not tired and/or lazy. Oh wow, I'd better go draw something!"

I still draw scraps in school now and then. I've even started writing some random stories doing lessons. But they're in Danish, so you wont have so much fun with 'em... Except you Danish pissmidgets.

I got a new computer... Which is AWESOME!? But my Wacom is now so indescribably old, that my new computer doesn't support it anymore, so I can't even get to drawing! And no, I don't feel like going back to inking things in hand. When you first go digitizer, you never go... Not... Digitizer...

And yes, I have tried going back to the old computer, do some work on that one, but it's so messed up that I can't even save a file in Photoshop that I've been working on for 10 minutes without a "Sorry, you're out of RAM, loser" - message.

Yes, I know, I have to invest in a new Wacom. Jeez, will you calm down?

Yes, I will scan in my latest scraps.. When I feel like it...

But that's all the time I've got. Back to my Danish homework!

Vi ses, mennesker! Ciao! relatively
  • Listening to: My new computers (relatively less noisy) humming
  • Reading: My post?
  • Watching: My life drawing to an end... My life's drawing!
  • Eating: Just ate
  • Drinking: I think I'm gonna drink ALOTTA water...

Pluurhgrr...!!!

Sun May 25, 2008, 6:59 AM
Pluueerrurhg..!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aws4hL…

  • Listening to: Nerds in the background and some weird anime
  • Watching: Nerds, and lots of them
  • Playing: All things, it's a net-party
  • Eating: Nothing, bew hew...
  • Drinking: Ran out of cola... Buuuh...
Some of you are probably wondering where we get our silly ideas from (Yes your are, dammit!). But the truth is... We're just really silly. This is just one of our many conversations (The funny part is, that every time we're silly, we write in English, even though we're danish):

-Lars:
Have a space marine ultra 5xB257Y energy drink
-Lars:
It'll keep you awake for at least... errr... A week... Yes... thats it, a week.
-Mathy:
Oh, gee, thanks there Lars!
-Lars:
Thats alright. Nasa pays for the rocketfuel in it anyway.
-Lars:
And besides that, the only ingredient in it is concrete.
-Mathy:
I feel stronger... And smarter... I feel like... Like I could... Like I could...
-Lars:
rip off Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness.
-Mathy:
Take on the WORLD!!
-Lars:
Your bewbs are stronger now
-Mathy:
Aah, yes... One step colser to world domination
-Mathy:
*closer
-Mathy:
With my enhanced boobies no man in the world can resist me! I can make them do whatever I want!!
-Mathy:
MUAHAHAA!!
-Lars:
By the way, that doomsday device you told me to get... I didn't really feel like it.
-Mathy:
What!?
-Mathy:
Asshole!
-Mathy:
I hate you!
-Lars:
Your mom said you had to clean your radioactive egg research facility before dinner by the way.
-Mathy:
Grr...
-Mathy:
I don't live with my mom anymore
-Lars:
No, well... I guess the basement can't really count as a part of the house.
-Mathy:
It's a bunker, okay!?
-Lars:
With garden tools?
-Lars:
And water pipes for the toilet in the house above.
-Mathy:
Ever seen James Bond, you asswipe? It's probably hidden weapons, right?
-Mathy:
You don't know where those pipes lead
-Lars:
Yeah, that must be why the barbeque over there says license to grill.
-Mathy:
I use the liquid for experiments with mutations...
-Mathy:
Uh, duh, yeah? When I conquer the world, I expect to throw a grillparty
-Mathy:
And guess what!
-Mathy:
You're not invited!
-Lars:
Who is then? The Star Wars action figures over there, by the care bears?
-Mathy:
Hidden bombs!
-Mathy:
And no? I will invite my friends
-Lars:
Oh, so you know anyone besides me and Jack Thompson?
-Mathy:
Yeah, I know a lot of people, sure! Tons! Besides, Jack and I are not friends anymore... He failed me...
-Mathy:
But I still have friends!
-Lars:
Who?
-Mathy:
Well, like...
-Mathy:
Hasselhoff?
-Lars:
I thought you sent him and Kit on a suicide mission to R'lyeh last week.
-Mathy:
I did, but he made friends with Cthulhu... I knew I couldn't trust him and his foul german musicvideos...
-Lars:
Yeah, I hear they are more popular than you these days.
-Mathy:
LIES!!
-Mathy:
You're lying!
-Mathy:
Burn the heratic!
-Lars:
Did you hear, Uwe Boll is making a "This is your life Mathy" movie about you?
-Mathy:
He is? Splendid! I do love his movies! you know, he IS the only genious in the whole fucking buisness...!
-Lars:
That guy from Brokeback Mountain is going to play you.
-Lars:
And George Clooney is going to play your mom.
-Mathy:
Goldenhall?
-Lars:
No, Animal.
-Lars:
projects.csail.mit.edu/olympic…
-Mathy:
No, that's unrealistic... George is not anywhere near being masculin enough...!
-Mathy:
Oh, cool!
-Mathy:
But... I can't play the drums?
-Lars:
His arms were lost in Vietnam anyway, so neither can he.
-Lars:
Oh, and guess who's going to play your father.
-Lars:
You guessed it. Ulla Terkelsen.
-Mathy:
I would have guessed James Earl Jones
-Lars:
And im being played by Sean Connery of course.
-Mathy:
Aw, cheat!
-Mathy:
I want a scottish accent too...
-Mathy:
and arms
-Lars:
And for the action scenes im being played by David Hayter, also known as Snake in the Metal Gear series..
-Mathy:
But... What part do you have in my movies anyway? You never do anything
-Lars:
Well, someone has to save you from the government and such.
-Mathy:
I'm not a child!
-Lars:
The ending of the movie is the best though
-Mathy:
Yes! World domination!
-Mathy:
Tremble before me, foul actors, bwaha!
-Lars:
You die and I get all of your stuff and im nominated as the new leader of the world, simply because the other world leaders die of wedgie attacks.
-Mathy:
...
-Lars:
Oh, and so did you.
-Mathy:
I'm not gonna take this from you!!
-Mathy:
I will... I will!! OBLITERATE YOU!!
-Mathy:
CURSE YOU, LARS!!
-Lars:
But your dead...
-Lars:
Uwe Boll says so.
-Mathy:
Ach, my only weakness...
-Mathy:
*death*
  • Listening to: Frank Klepacki - Motivates me, somehow
  • Reading: Msn window
  • Watching: None
  • Playing: Music?
  • Eating: I'm hungry...!
  • Drinking: Nothing! Buuh!
1) Full name?
Mathias Klitgaard Berthelsen

2) Male/Female?
Male

3) Were you named after anyone?
Erm... No? My middle name is from my father and my last name is from my mother :/

4) Does your name mean anything?
God's gift, I think... Pretty neat, if it wasn't because I was an atheist...

5) Nickname(s)?
Mathy and Berthel (pronounced something like Bear-tell, if explained in English... Danish name, whatever...)

6) What do you think you look like?
My older brother? A typical nerd? You know... Big hair, glasses, nerdy clothes...

7) Date of birth?
July 23 1990

8) Place of birth and current location?
No idea... I'm lost! Wraargh!

9) Nationality?
Danish... Rødgrød med fløde! Hah, say that, if you DARE!!

10) Astrology sign?
Leon

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Horse

12) Religion?
Atheist

13) What's your favorite smell?
New Magic cards right after you open a booster or themedeck... Mmmh... Same smell as the manual to a new game, actually...

14) Political Position?
Lefty! To most Americans I might even seem like a communist!

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Mild morning Juice, all the fresh fruits in the world! ... Well, most of them...

16) Hair + eye color?
Brown like shit... But people say I've got pretty eyes. Cool...

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
My penis! The man and the legend! ... No, I don't know...

18) What do you look like?
Something

19) Any unusual talents?
Unusual? Erm... Not unusual... I play the piano, I draw and I make graffic work on the computer... Totally unusual on this site!

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Riiiiight...

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
I don't know... I've only been together with a girl, and I liked that... Hmm... Maybe I'm a bee... Zum zum zum...

22) What do you do for a living?
Eat

23) What do you do for fun?
Play games, draw, play piano, and ALL the other stuff I come up with when I'm bored... And that is sometimes pretty weird... And often...

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
Nude models

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Female ones

26) Have you met your grandparents?
Yes?

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Single for about half a year now... Looking! Come on, you know you (don't) want this body!

28) Crush?
None at the moment... I can't seem to have a crush anymore since me and my girlfriend broke up... I suppose I'm waiting for that special moment-thing... Again...

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
I'm not really a date guy if I haven't met the person before... But I don't even know, who I'd like to meet... If it was just to meet, it would probably be Jim Carrey or Jonny Depp. Awesome guys.

30) Current worries?
Girls, my school (I don't get a long with a lot of people, because there's a serious shortage of nerds, like me...)... But mostly finding a new girlfriend... I've been pretty emo the last couple of months...

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
Lars and my ex Line...

32) Favorite place to be?
In the arms of the one I love... Cliché, but really... When there, you don't wanna leave...

33) Least favorite place to be?
Here or school... As I said, pretty emo...

34) Do you burn or tan?
Snowman

35) Ever break a bone?
Sprained my tailbone once, because a friend of mine (Anni) thought it would be funny to knock a knee up my ass... Couldn't sit for a week...

36) What is your favorite cereal?
Coco Pops! Of any kind! If it says Coco Pops on the box, it's MINE!!

37) Person you cry with?
Line, Anni, sometimes Lars... Random people... Did I say I've been very emo lately?

38) Any sisters?
Nope. I hope I have a daughter someday...

39) Any brothers?
My older brothers Søren and Kasper. Twice as old, right as nerdy...

40) Any pets?
A dog! Luv luv luv! Name's Trina, which means Boogiewoman!

41) An illness
I wear glasses and I sweat a lot... Err... Yea...

42) A pager?
I don't know anyone with one of those... Never even seen one in my life...

43) A personal phone line?
2 cups and a string all the way to China

44) A cell phone?
Yup, but I'd like a new one... Or maybe just the camera. I like taking pictures.

45) A visible birthmark?
Had one on my back, but it was cut out; hurt when I pulled up my pants...

46) A pool or hot tub?
Mood?

47) A car?
Not old enough.

48) Personality?
Am I supposed to embrace you with goodness now? Hmm...
Good sides: I care for the people around me, I'm a good listener, I'm fun if you get nerdy jokes, hopelessly romantic (No, seriously... You don't wanna know... Sometimes, I'm a walking feel-good movie...), when people have problems they tend to tell me about them.
Bad sides: Very depressed at the moment, very loud and to most people I'm weird (I think that's what they think), I'm lazy, stubborn (unless you've got good arguments)

49) Driving?
I want to ride my bicycle

50) Your clothing style?
Style? What's that? Is 'Not-naked' a style?

51) Room?
Bigger than before. At last, feeble wall, I win!

52) What's missing?
Fellow nerds and a girlfriend

53) School?
Don't get me started...

54) Bed?
Is bigger than before too! But no one to test it with... You feel extra alone in a big bed... But it's very comfy.

55) Relationship with your parent(s)
Good, I suppose.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
Nope, if it wasn't because of the people who love me, I would have hated myself even more, than I do now...

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
No... But I do believe, that love can be very spontaneous.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
Yes, unless I'm discussing with you, and I think you're being very annoying and/or not listening to what I'm saying.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
A daughter, I guess...

60) Get along with your parents?
Deja vú?

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
I don't have conversation over e-mail. But yes, I save my MSN messages. They go a loooong way back... Brings back a lot of memories to read.

62) Pray?
Funny enough, I do... But it's very rare... And I don't pray, I wish. Most of the times, it actually comes true, which is creepy. That's why I don't wish so much. I'm afraid that someday it wont come true.

63) Believe in reincarnation?
I believe you die, end of story... Even though it's sad. And yes, I don't wanna die...

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Yup yup!

65) Like to talk on the phone?
I love it... But my wallet doesn't...

67) Like to exercise?
Yes, but I never really do it. I love dancing though, and every Wednesday I have rhythm gymnastic.

68) Like to watch sports?
No. Never.

69) Sing in the car?
I sing everywhere! Sometimes people ask me to shut up, because I sing so much. I'm in a school musical too, heh...

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
I don't know, I always forget my dreams... But mostly it's about death and/or some nerdy thing...

71) Dream in color?
Maybe, I think so

72) Do you have nightmares?
Yes, sometimes... But not the "BOO!" ones, but the ones where I wake up, and try to understand why something like that happened to me. Like when my friends die, and I can't help them.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
I'd rather sleep with a girl... Best sleep in the world...

74) What's right next to you?
Seems like everything! A mountain of... Whatever!

75) What's on your favorite mug?
A mummitroll (Don't know how you spell it)

76) What's on your mouse pad?
The color blue... Bought it myself many years ago, and I still use it... It's very dirty.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Liquorice

78) Your brand of deodorant?
Forgot, got a new one...

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
I don't know... Anywhere with a blanket and bright stars. Maybe the beach...

81) What's hiding in your closet?
Clothes, posters, a N64, boardgames and misc.

82) Under your bed?
Whatever I can't reach with the vacuum cleaner.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Line

84) Your bad time of the day?
I'm very sensitive after evening, so either I'm very kind, loving and caring, or I'm just very depressed and lonely.

85) Your worst fear(s)
No one to grab me

86) What's the weather like?
Fucking winter!

87) Your favorite time of year?
Not winter, that's for sure...!

88) Your favorite holiday?
None

89) A material weakness?
Foot to the groin

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
Erm... I'm not that fond of milk...

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Everything! I'm so lazy!

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Depression

93) A pet peeve?
Donno

94) Your scariest moment?
When I walk alone in the dark

95) Your attitude about love?
Can't get enough of it. Best thing in the world. Come back to me, love!

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
I don't remember... But I bet it would be really embarrassing...

97) The worst feeling in the world?
Darkness

98) The best feeling in the world?
Feeling alive

99) Who sent this to you?
I took it from Lars' journal, mwaha!

100) 5 people you tag:
None? Hah!
  • Listening to: My computer humming
  • Reading: This?
  • Watching: That?
  • Playing: Nothing?
  • Eating: Just ate a big fat delicious piece of MEAT!
  • Drinking: - With sweet sweet juice!